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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the str eet with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled. " As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.   An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.    Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are  like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. A man worked hard all day digging the garden and...

Some folks might know that we started our own ebook publishing company and the big announcement will be at Emerald City Comic Con on the 13th of March 2010. What has been interesting though is as we have been busy building the web site, we are working a lot with Google Web Master tools, guidelines, and the Web Master Checklist in building the site because it is graphically rich. About 80% of the web site is going to be images, as we are offering a free cover browser, free to read online comics that are copyright expired or have moved into the public domain as a way to show our work and the things that can be done with Amazon DTP, PDF’s, and then just skimming through the comic books online. When dealing with a graphically rich web site, having enough text for the search engines to bite into so that they can spider the site is very important. According to Google, these are the types of files that Google can scan: • Adobe Portable Document Format (.pdf) • Adobe PostScript (.ps) • A...

 किसी को मोहब्बत की सच्चाई मार डालेगी, किसी को मोहब्बत की गहराई मार डालेगी, करके मोहब्बत कोई नहीं बचेगा, जो बच गया उसे तन्हाई मार डालेगी Ek Ehsas... Tum aaye zindagi mein ek haseen ehsas bankar, Aur dil mein bas gaye dhadkano ki har saans bankar, Tum hi goonjte ho meri geeton mein awaz bankar, Tum hi baste ho merin nazmo mein alfaz bankar, Kash kabhi aajao zindagi mein mere hamraz bankar... Dil ki baat ... Tum phir duir chale jaoge kaise kahein kitna humhe tadpaoge baaton baaton mei teri baat aayege dil ki baat tumse na kah paayenge hawa bhee choo ker tujhe mere paas na aayegee har subah teri yaad humhe tadpaayegee raat chamkenge sitaare aur ichha bhee machlege baarish ki boondein bhee tapish na bujhaayege yeh aankhe har aur kisi apne ko dhoondheinge ban kar aansoo aankho mei yaadein machelge dil ko raund kar jo bheer mei kho jaoge jaane kaise phir tum bhee so paayoge... Naam Shayari Garmi Hasrate Na Kaam Se Jal Jati Hai...

These stories are merely meant to amuse, not to belittle any of the people involved. There used to be links to these stories, but the news source they came from no longer exists, so they're here in full without links. (They're not current news stories.) World's oldest joke book A Cambridge academic has uncovered what is believed to be the world's oldest joke book. The third century book of gags from the Roman Empire is written in Greek and entitled Philogelos, which translates as Laughter Lover. Professor Mary Beard says it debunks the popular myth that the Romans were 'pompous, toga-wearing bridge builders'. "A lot of the books written during the Roman Empire were written in Greek and although they might not be side-splittingly funny, they do give us a fascinating insight," she told the Daily Telegraph. Prof Beard, who came across it while researching ancient humour for a book, said the jokes were categorised into themes including 'the absen...

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Originally from Australia, Kangaroos have conquered the world with their cuteness. They are big,fury and are very much different from any other pet. People would want to keep near their house. Kangaroos are marsupials which means they don't lay eggs they give birth to babies and keep their babies in a pouch. Females have a marsupium in which joeys complete postnatal development. This thing is pretty unique but interesting at the same time. Some people say that white kangaroos are also albino (their fur is white and their eyes red, just like albino people).

Malaika Arora and Amrita Arora Karishma Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor Kajol and Tanisha Raima sen and Riya Sen Shilpa Shetty and Shamita Shetty Twinkle Khanna and Rinky Khanna Sussane wants hubby Hrithik to win the oscar Hrithik Roshan is under tottal pressure as his film KITES is nearing its release. He is pressurized not only from his fans but by his family too, who expect KITES to be nothing less than a blockbuster. According to our sources, Hrithik’s wife Suzzane Roshan expects no less than an Oscar award for her hubby’s performance in the film. Speaking about Hrithik’s upcoming film KITES, Sussane says, “I have seen Hrithik in the film and I would say that he deserves an Oscar award for his performance.” Bipasha Basu wears burkha for the first time Bipasha Basu wore a burkha for the first time. Apart from this, she also experimented with her hairstyle and changed the colour of her eyes. The actress plays a ...